Maintenance Man Stan

If it ain’t broke, you’ve never used it.
I’ve, never used it.

One doesn’t have to be qualified to successfully injure oneself.

Now why didn’t I think of this before! Hammer meets plaster equals indoor climbing wall - genius!!

I may look like a tool, but the guy across the road wearing only a tank-top and sunglasses, well… http://twitpic.com/3aqkv

So I just tried to scratch my nose through the face-guard… You win this time, cool-tool sunglasses man!…

Mmm. All gross and sweaty. Oh! What a happy coincidence that today is my ‘shower, shave and haircut day’!

Too-much-hard-rubbish-side-of-road-must-concentrate-driving-car-in-front-chair-great-condition-spit-polish-make-good-car-too-close-ARGH!!

Every time Dad accidentally shot a neighbours cat, he got me to take it next door - and place it behind the wheel of their car.

Hiding some bear traps in our fireplace. I just wanna ‘liven up’ Santa’s evening a little…

I catch the spiders, because I have a penis.