Not because he can. Because he must! One man, maintaining one thing at a time.Maintenance Man StanTumblr (3.0; @maintenancemanstan)http://maintenancemanstan.com/If it ain’t broke, you’ve never used it. I’ve, never used it.<p>If it ain’t broke, you’ve never used it.<br/> I’ve, never used it.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/104176664http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/104176664Thu, 07 May 2009 00:38:37 +1000One doesn’t have to be qualified to successfully injure oneself.<p>One doesn’t have to be qualified to successfully injure oneself.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/102483155http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/102483155Sat, 02 May 2009 12:36:54 +1000Now why didn’t I think of this before! Hammer meets plaster equals indoor climbing wall -...<p>Now why didn’t I think of this before! Hammer meets plaster equals indoor climbing wall - genius!!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/97672543http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/97672543Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:25:30 +1000Mmm. All gross and sweaty. Oh! What a happy coincidence that today is my ‘shower, shave and...<p>Mmm. All gross and sweaty. Oh! What a happy coincidence that today is my ‘shower, shave and haircut day’!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036233http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036233Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:23:37 +1000So I just tried to scratch my nose through the face-guard… You win this time, cool-tool...<p>So I just tried to scratch my nose through the face-guard… You win this time, cool-tool sunglasses man!…</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036234http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036234Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:23:37 +1000I may look like a tool, but the guy across the road wearing only a tank-top and sunglasses,...<p>I may look like a tool, but the guy across the road wearing only a tank-top and sunglasses, well… <a href="http://twitpic.com/3aqkv">http://twitpic.com/3aqkv</a></p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036235http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/96036235Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:23:37 +1000Too-much-hard-rubbish-side-of-road-must-concentrate-driving-car-in-front-chair-great-condition-spit-p...<p>Too-much-hard-rubbish-side-of-road-must-concentrate-driving-car-in-front-chair-great-condition-spit-polish-make-good-car-too-close-ARGH!!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/93315120http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/93315120Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:11:55 +1000Every time Dad accidentally shot a neighbours cat, he got me to take it next door - and place it...<p>Every time Dad accidentally shot a neighbours cat, he got me to take it next door - and place it behind the wheel of their car.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/90629903http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/90629903Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:08:05 +1100Hiding some bear traps in our fireplace. I just wanna ‘liven up’ Santa’s evening a...<p>Hiding some bear traps in our fireplace. I just wanna ‘liven up’ Santa’s evening a little…</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/66519313http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/66519313Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:39:34 +1100I catch the spiders, because I have a penis.<p>I catch the spiders, because I have a penis.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/55482916http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/55482916Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:06:06 +1100When I use an angle grinder, I like to turn on the power switch first. Helps things along.<p>When I use an angle grinder, I like to turn on the power switch first. Helps things along.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/54515455http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/54515455Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:45:21 +1100Just workin’… On my man tan!<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/rakmN2JWkdgyamh94ieCGvq4_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just workin’… On my man tan!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/48716241http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/48716241Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:20:34 +1000Time to get ‘hammered’. Then have a ‘screw’ after having a...<p>Time to get ‘hammered’. Then have a ‘screw’ after having a ‘screwdriver’. Then go to ‘sleep’ and dream about other ‘naked women’…</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/44868163http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/44868163Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:24:53 +1000If there’s anyone that can look sexy with mud on their face, it’s me. Mr Mudface.<p>If there’s anyone that can look sexy with mud on their face, it’s me. Mr Mudface.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/43127103http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/43127103Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:47:06 +1000Now that young Jezza is 19, I think he’ll really...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rakmN2JWkbix5i53h8dVC8W6_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now that young Jezza is 19, I think he’ll really appreciate this bungalo I made him in the backyard. Got a full on roof and everything! Be the envy of all his mates!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42579484http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42579484Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:59:09 +1000I’m pretty sure that we’ll soon see fashion models sporting those twisty compact...<p>I’m pretty sure that we’ll soon see fashion models sporting those twisty compact fluorescent lamps in their hair as ‘highlights’.. Ha haa!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42198291http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42198291Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:16:16 +1000Luring one ant at a time from the ant nest into my house. 48 down, 2349 to go. Then I get sexy and...<p>Luring one ant at a time from the ant nest into my house. 48 down, 2349 to go. Then I get sexy and dangerous with the Queen bee.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42054986http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/42054986Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:23:55 +1000Boy do I love cooch grass! I love it soo so much that I ripped it all out of my garden bed so I can...<p>Boy do I love cooch grass! I love it soo so much that I ripped it all out of my garden bed so I can take it with me anywhere, any time.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/41970676http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/41970676Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:39:01 +1000Pyramids?!? Pshhh! …Dog kennel!<p>Pyramids?!? Pshhh! …Dog kennel!</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/41229259http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/41229259Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:02:43 +1000Was cutting some wood today that smelt as good as lollies! Let’s see how some shavings light...<p>Was cutting some wood today that smelt as good as lollies! Let’s see how some shavings light up in a pipe.</p>http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/40530851http://maintenancemanstan.com/post/40530851Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:52:30 +1000